In the event that they Fall In Love

dean blunt stone island full albumThe young woman naval officer, a Lieutenant, parks her scooter and starts walking to her office in the navy shore establishment, a stone frigate.

The moment she enters her office, she sees her boss, the top of the Education Department, a middle-aged Commander with a salt and pepper beard.

Like her, he too is a “schoolielandlubber in white uniform, though he’s 15 years her senior and the senior-most Education Officer on the bottom.

The Commander (Ed) says anxiously: “Put on your peak cap and include me fast. The Old Man wants to see you immediately./p>

The “Old Mantheir Commanding Officer, a Commodore, looks at them sternly.

They see that the Commodore is furious he does not return their salute.

Also, he doesn’t ask them to sit down down.

The Commodore gets straight to the point.

He looks at the young lady naval officer and asks her, “Where the hell were you last evening?/h2>

“Sir…Sir…she stutters.

“Come on, speak up I haven’t got all day,the Commodore shouts.

“Sir, I had gone for a movie,she says.

“I know at Eros I was sitting right behind you,the Commodore says.

“Sorry Sir I didn’t see you otherwise I might have surely wished you,she says.

“Don’t give me bullshit I care two hoots whether you would like me or not. I wish to know who was that man sitting right next to you the bugger with whom you were indulging in a disgusting public display of affection they call it PDA don’t they?the Commodore says.

“Yes, Sir they call it PDA – public display of affection,the Commander (Ed) says.

“You shut up. Did I ask you?the Commodore scowls at the Schoolie Commander, who starts trembling inside.

The Commodore looks on the young woman Lieutenant and barks out loudly, “Speak up, will you? Who the hell was that man with whom you were shamelessly making out with? And that too in public? Bloody PDA or whatever they call it!/p>

“Sir, he’s a friend,the woman naval officer says.

“Friend? My bloody foot! The bugger is a sailor,the Commodore shouts.

“Sir, he’s a Chief ERA …/h2>

“I know he is a bloody ERA. He was on the last ship I commanded./p>

“Sir, he’s Chief Petty Officer,the lady navy officer says.

“So? Does that make him a bloody officer? Now you listen to me clearly I won’t have my officers shacking up with sailors…the Commodore bellows.

The Commodore turns red as he shouts he seems livid with anger.

The Commander (Ed) is perturbed at the Commodore’s profane language, so he says: “Sir, I will counsel her…/p>

“I told you to shut your bloody trap, didn’t I?the Commodore barks at the Commander (Ed).

Then the Commodore looks on the young lady navy officer and asks her, “How have you learnt this guy?/p>

“Sir, we are childhood friends,she says.

“You are childhood friends with a sailor? How is that possible?/p>

“Sir, we were neighbours, we went to the identical school he was my elder brother’s classmate. And our fathers were good friends they were from the identical hometown. Sir, our fathers were within the navy,she says.

“Your fathers were officers within the navy?/h2>

“No Sir our fathers were sailors they retired as Master Chief Petty Officers,the woman navy officer says.

“Oh. So that you became a naval officer and your bloody boyfriend joined as an ERA,the Commodore says.

“Why the hell didn’t your boyfriend join as an officer?/h2>

“Sir, he tried for the NDA after school but could not clear the exam but he was selected as an artificer apprentice. His father was retiring that year and he told him to affix as an apprentice his father was in a hurry for him to affix and settle down in life./p>

“And you probably did your graduation and joined the navy as a bloody schoolie?/h2>

“Yes, Sir,the lady naval officer says.

“Anyway, call it fate, call it luck but remember one thing you are an officer and you cannot fraternize with sailors. Is that clear?the Commodore says.

“Sir, he plans to quit the navy and join the merchant navy as a marine engineer officer./h2>

“And when the hell is that going to happen?/p>

“After 5 years, Sir the moment he finishes his 15 year contract,the woman naval officer says.

“That’s a good distance off. Now you hearken to me carefully so long as you are a naval officer and he is a sailor in the navy, you aren’t to fulfill him or maintain contact with him in any way you might be to not have any kind of relationship or friendship with him is that clear?the Commodore says firmly.

“Sir, please sir he’s greater than a friend we’re thinking of getting married,the lady naval officer says.

“You need to get married to a sailor? Are you bloody crazy? I hope he is just not screwing you that’s the last bloody thing we want officers and sailors fornicating with each other!the Commodore yells.

“Sir, please don’t use such foul language…the lady officer says.

“Oh! So you don’t like foul language. Okay, young lady I’ll talk to you in plain and simple language which you could understand. Now listen carefully in case you don’t do as I say in the event you meet that sailor again you will be in deep trouble we are going to throw the book at you,the Commodore says menacingly.

“Throw the book at me, Sir?the lady naval officer asks.

“The Navy Act I suggest you buy a copy it’s available at any bookstore which sells law books. Of course, there could also be a duplicate in our library too. And be sure you read Chapter VIII Articles of War./p>

“Articles of War? Sir, but there is no such thing as a war occurring./h2>

“The Articles of War are a set of regulations the statutory provisions within the Navy Act that regulate and govern the conduct and behaviour of officers and sailors of the navy and since you might be within the navy, they apply to you too and they very much apply to that prime-and-mighty Chief Petty Officer that bloody boyfriend of yours. We are going to see to it that both of you might be punished severely,the Commodore says menacingly.

“Sir, but what wrong have we done? We’re just in love with one another. And what’s his fault? Sir, I don’t want you to harm him in any way,the lady officer pleads.

“You are asking me what wrong have you done. I told you, didn’t I? You’re an Officer. He is a Sailor. And an Officer cannot fall in love with a Sailor that is what is wrong. You’re both are guilty of fraternization so we will charge you both and both of you’re prone to face court-martial,the Commodore warns the lady officer.

“Court-martial? Sir, please. You’re talking as if now we have broken the law, as if now we have committed some grave offence,the lady officer says, trembling with trepidation.

“Of course, you’ve committed an offence,the Commodore says matter-of-factly.

“Offence? What offence have we committed, Sir? We are just seeing one another. With what offence can you charge us?the lady naval officer asks.

“We can always charge you with the “catch-all offenceyou may be charged with conduct prejudicial to good order and naval discipline both of you under Section 74 of the Navy Act./p>

“Sir. Please tell me. How is our conduct prejudicial to good order and naval discipline? You want to charge us with breaking discipline simply because we went out together on a date?/p>

“Yes. You’re an officer and he is a sailor you must respect the difference in your ranks. You are breaking discipline by fraternizing with a sailor and not respecting the difference in rank. An officer engaging in an unduly familiar relationship with a sailor is prejudicial to good order and naval discipline and is unacceptable behaviour. It is just not done. It’s gross indiscipline. Do you understand?/p>

“Sir, it is our personal life. We see one another when we’re off-duty and we meet outside in civilian areas. So how are we breaking discipline?/p>

“There is not any personal life when you join the navy. You better fall in line and behave otherwise you both will likely be charged and punished and for you there’s one more thing./p>

“What, Sir?/h2>

“Since you are an officer, you’ll be also charged with scandalous conduct unbecoming the character of an officer./p>

“Scandalous? Conduct unbecoming the character of an officer?/h2>

“Yes, conduct unbecoming of an officer. That’s section 54 (2) of the Navy Act go and check it up. I told you we are going to throw the book at you for those who don’t behave yourself,the Commodore says looking the Lady Lieutenant in the eye.

Then the Commodore looks at the Schoolie Commander and says, “As for you, should you don’t stop her from continuing this nonsense, we are going to charge you with abetment of all of the offences she is committing and you’ll say goodbye to your career./p>

“Abetment?the flabbergasted Schoolie Commander asks.

“Go and browse Section 76 of the Navy Act,the Commodore says to the Schoolie Commander.

The Schoolie Commander starts trembling, and he mumbles, “Yes, Sir./h2>

The Commodore warns the Schoolie Commander, “I assure you that if this hanky-panky doesn’t stop immediately all of you will be in big trouble you the sailor boyfriend and particularly you, young lady,the Commodore says, turning to the young woman naval officer and repeating his last words, “yes, especially you, Lieutenant you’ll be in real deep trouble they might even throw you out of the Navy dismissed with disgrace./p>

While the Commodore commanding the stone frigate is reading the riot act to the young woman naval officer, the Captain of the frigate (the ship on which the young woman’s lover, the Chief Petty Officer, is borne) is acting with speed and dispatch.

Yes, the Captain of the ship is taking swift action on the Lady Lieutenant’s boyfriend, her “lover boysailor.

Before he realizes what is occurring the hapless sailor is instantly transferred to a ship headed east to be dropped off to his new duty station on a remote desolate island in the middle of the sea.

Next morning the young lady naval officer is sitting in a train on her approach to take up her new appointment as the Education Officer of a small naval base in a remote place within the back of beyond.

Hopefully, distance will make their ardour cool off.

In true navy style, an awkward problem has been neatly solved.

The “lovers in uniformhave been separated.

A scandalous liaison has been terminated.

A messy court martial has been avoided.

Navy customs and traditions have been upheld.

As she sits in the speeding train heading towards her new destination, the heartbroken young woman naval officer remembers the consoling words of her ex-boss, the Schoolie Commander, who had come to see her off on the railway station: “The Navy is a System and you need to never fight against the system because the system always wins!/p>


“Fraternizationis a uniquely military concept.

“Fraternizationis the term traditionally used to identify personal relationships that contravene the customary bounds of acceptable senior-subordinate relationships.

Within the Defence Services, “Fraternizationis prohibited because it is taken into account to be prejudicial to good order and discipline.

Any “unduly familiar relationshipbetween a senior and a junior is deemed to be fraternization.

Marriage (which includes intimate sexual relationship) is an “unduly familiar relationship

Many other relationships like dating, living together and other intimate friendships can be deemed to be “unduly familiar relationships

Strictly speaking, prohibition of Fraternization should apply to all Military Personnel both to Officers and to PBOR (Personnel Below Officer Rank which include all Soldiers, Sailors and Airmen).

However, within the Indian Armed Forces, plenty of leniency is shown as far as relationships between senior male officers and junior female officers are concerned (despite their difference in rank).

Many male officers have “unduly familiar relationshipswith female officers (marriage).

Is that this not “fraternization

Strictly speaking, it’s.

However, in practice it’s not treated as “fraternization

In reality, “brother officersare permitted to marry “sister officers(yes, male officers are allowed to marry female officers)

There are numerous “in-service couplesin the armed forces and this trend of DIFC (Double Income Fauji Couples) is increasing in all the three services.

Someone even said that the Army, Navy and Air Force encourage marriages between uniformed “Faujiofficers by providing various sops like common postings and dual accommodation seniority carry forward etc.

This encouragement to “marriage in uniformis evident if you happen to observe the increasing variety of marriages between male officers and female officers within the uniformed services.

Does this not go against the tenets of “fraternization

Suppose, in the Navy, a male Commander marries a female Lieutenant, or within the Army, a male Lieutenant Colonel marries a female Captain, or in the Air Force, a male Squadron Leader marries a female Flight Lieutenant is it not a case of “fraternization

Surprisingly, marriages and intimate relationships between officers are not considered fraternization in the Indian Armed Forces.

It’s okay for a male officer to have an “unduly familiar relationship(marriage) with a female officer, despite their difference in seniority.

But, what will happen if a female defence officer wants to marry a male soldier, sailor or airman?

It may possibly happen anyone can fall in love with anyone.

Will the armed forces allow officers to marry soldiers, sailors or airmen?

For example, will the Army allow a female Major to marry a male JCO?

Like in the story above, will the Navy allow a female Lieutenant to marry a male Chief Petty Officer?

If officers can marry, date, romance or have relationships with other officers, why prohibit relationships between officers and PBOR (Personnel Below Officer Rank)?

Strictly speaking, fraternization includes officer-officer relationships as well.

However, it appears that the definition of “fraternizationhas been tweaked to apply only to relationships between officers and PBOR (soldiers, sailors, airmen) which are considered taboo.

As society becomes more modern and progressive, things may change.

At present, the “class systemis still prevalent in India, both in the Defence Services and even in the Civilian Bureaucracy.

Everywhere, there are two classes Officers and Non-Officers.

Coming back to life in military uniform, will class barriers ever break down no less than as far as “fraternizationis worried?

Maybe it’s going to happen sometime.

Till then, “faujilove stories that cross the class barrier will have sad endings like the story of the ill fated Lovers in Uniform. When you share this post, please give due credit to the author Vikram Karve
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  1. This story is a spoof, pure fiction, just for fun and humor, no offence is supposed to anyone, so take it with a pinch of salt and have a laugh.
  2. All stories in this blog are a work of fiction. Events, Places, Settings and Incidents narrated in the story are a figment of my imagination. The characters do not exist and are purely imaginary. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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